The Maggots Lair

THE CHRONICLES OF MAGGOT.
Part One - The Origin of the Maggot

Down the south coast of NSW a sleepy little town named Vincentia is nestled among the gums and rich undergrowth of Jervis Bay. As the holiday season drew to a close, tanned bodies and relaxed minds drifted back to the clockwork of their nine 'till fives, with a deep sense of nostalgia embedded in their hearts. Youths begrudgingly dawdled back to the local highschool, and faced their new principal, Mr Stephen James Glenday. Glenday did not come alone, he brought with him a beautiful wife, Anne, a six year old daughter, Suzie, a 19 year old son, James and an 18 year old daughter, Lizzi. Lizzi, although happy for her familys relocation to the beach, was bored. Lizzi longed to be out at the good ol' mersh back in Dubbo, being waved in by bouncers who recognised her for her regular attendance (little did they know she had never stepped foot in the mersh legally), and drinking with the crew. As Austalia day came and went, anticipation grew within Lizzi'z bones, as she planned to have a belated birthday celebration in Sydneys most exclusive clubs, with her friends Dani and Jessica, and her brother, James. On Friday the 27th of Janurary 2005, James and Lizzi set off to Sydney, without airconditioning. It was rather hot. Jessica and Dani managed to reach James's house in Leicharcht without event, and without being lost. This was mostly due to their navagational skills being uncompromised by Lizzi's sense of direction. After much rejoicing at the reunion, and several hours of smoking, drinking, and trying on dresses, the girls were ready for a big night on the town. First stop, bottle-o for a few bottles of red to go with the 10-dolla-thai. Satay chicken was really good. The group then stumbled out onto the street and headed for Andrews college, where James's friends were residing. After a brief meeting with some suspiciously bogan-looking-north-shore-boys, the gang decided it was time to hit the pubs. After a jerky bus ride the gang made it to the Three Monkeys. A few cocktails later, the unmistakeable intro to Vogue was audible on the third level. Lead by Jessica and Lizzi, the gang did the syncronised Vogue dance, while the rest of the dance floor pointed and laughed. Apparantly. Lizzi's stomach then decided it was time for the ritual power-spew (the secret to being completely blind) and then time for another drink, and being chatted up by an-alrighter. As the clock struck 12 the gang realised it was time to head to The Cross. After the gang survived crazy-taxi-driver-number-one repeatedly questioning James "wat your seacrit to haffin three bootiful girls wif you?", they decided it was time for a bit of fun. Porkies (a.k.a sleazy, dirty strip club) loomed on the side walk and they were escorted in ahead of the line, but were unknowingly ripped off 25 bucks. Little did they know what would await them inside....
Shock! Horror! The strip club killed the mood of the party. Hardcore porn was playing on TV's, and a really bad stripper embarassed herself on stage. Shudder. The girls were horrified, the sleazy nips surrounded them as they took front row seats. yuck. But Lo and Behold, a dirty carny-looking man approached James, the conversation just audible over Britney Spears's music.
"Are You responsible for these girls?" The dirty man asked while picking his nose.
"Yeah, I'm taking them out tonight" James replied, disgusted.
"Oh, Oh, okay, i wont even talk to them i promise, i just talk to you. How you like the sound of this? I take you up market to a real classy place, real classy, not like this joint. Free drinks all around, and you and me have a chat about investing in your girls, yeah?"
"Um, i dont really-"
"Drinks on the house, real classy place, yeah, real classy"
"No sorry, i think we might head home now."
"Oh ok, you know where to come if business is bad, not that you have problem with these three lovely girls..."
Danielle, Jessica and Elizabeth requested to leave straight away, to prevent being further recruited for strip clubs. James had no problem with this decision.
The gang then went and had a seat just up the street, for a much needed smoko. But alas! The Cross stuck again, this time in the form of a dealer...
"you guys havin a good time tonight yeah i got some stuff that'll make your night much happier yeah u wanna buy some big guy for your three ladies yeah"
"no mate we're right"
After some more abuse the gang decided it was time to head to their original destination, The Empire Motel. As soon as they approached the door however, the bouncer requested that they be escorted to Plantation - the exclusive area of the club. So the gang escaped The Cross's plebs and mingled with a more upper-class society. The way God intended it to be. After a few drinks and some more dancing, the gang headed home. Dani and Jessica put Lizzi to bed after she passed out, and all was well.
The following morning Lizzi was awoken by James requesting her and Jessica to drop him back at Drews so he could pick up his car and take it too cricket that day. Lizzi, suffering from Harry-Hangover, realised this was a good decision as she was aware there was a Macca's along the way. So after dropping james off, the girls walked into Macca's, (Lizzi barefooted and with an eyeliner-blackeye) and grabbed a good feed. They thought it would be charitable to get a sleeping Dani a Big Mac aswell. So they set off again, driving for what seemed like too long. But they had not passed Norton Street, so they continued driving along Paramatta Rd. After half an hour, the street directory was located, but Lizzi's inability to decipher the complex maps lead the girls to have no idea how to get off the road. Lizzi could not even find the right map. (Let me remind the audience she was sick). After being forced to turn onto the M4 the girls were quite shitty. Although Lizzi missed her friends in Dubbo she did not fancy driving 6 hours to see them, so due to Jess's power of intuition the girls got back onto Paramatta road, this time headed in the right direction. Lizzi finally located the right map, and all was well. Except Dani's cold Big Mac.
The girls layed around all day, Lizzi learnt that you could, in fact, microwave eggs, and they didn't taste too bad. Then they started drinking again, much to their livers discontent, and they decided to head to Retro, where Lizzi desperately wanted to go, as it apparantly had retro music to dance too. So they went to sussex street, and walked what seemed like forever till they got to Retro! Lizzi and James met up with Emily and Jess, friends from their holiday place, and danced the night away. The Music was excellent! The Dancing was great! and Danielle and Jess realised how much they had missed Lizzi's extravagant whore dancing. Jess met up with a nice boy called Kevin, Danielle met up with a bi-guy (can't remember his name) who suggested we all go to a gay bar. Hmmmmm. While on the top level of Retro, which had a rave-theme, and podiums to dance on (score!) the legend of The Maggot began. A nice lebanese boy called (????) offered to buy Lizzi and Jessica drinks while we danced up on the stage. And so the flow of the lebs began. All night Lizzi was met with, "You are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen, can i buy you a drink baby?" from the host of Lebs who had just seemed to appear. Lizzi's Leb-magnetism was in action. She could not dance without being asked 3 times a song "can i dance with you baby? you're fully sick", and having mention her fictional b/f to scare them off. It did not end there, after sipping some cream sherry, the most persistent of the lebs came up and encircled the girls where they sat enjoying a quiet smoke, attacking them with lines like "where are uou from? dubbo? wow, you must be the most beautiful girl in dubbo", and ";i luff you baby, come home with me";. It was quite a repellent sight. So the girls decided it was time to head to Star City, which could be seen from the top level of Retro, as it was now 4 in the morning, and it was getting dead. So the girls set off on a trek past Chinese Laundry, and down a tunnel, over concrete barriers in the middle of the freeway, and finally to Darling Harbour. Danielle kept calling lizzi, "Lizzi Leb Magnet" but Lizzi could only say "Maggot"; as she was a lil tipsey.
So the Name, Lizzi Leb Maggot was born.
Unfortunately the girls did not know how to get to star city, so they sat at the habour enjoying a quiet smoke donated by a nice random boy, and enjoyed the serenity of the polluted water. They were then approached by a sleazy-serial-killer-looking-old-guy who invited them to a party on his boat (complete potential to speed off, rape the girls, cut of their fingers and toes and throw them to the sharks) where he said there was about 10 people. Hmmm. The girls politely declined and set off to grab a taxi, only to walk past the boat, with only 2 guys on it.... Definately serial killers. They grabbed the first taxi, and maggot, quiet happy due to her drinking of cream sherry, struck up a conversation with the driver. Bad move. Sydney taxi's strike again! It just so happened that his ex-wife was Therese Neilson's sister. So they proceeded to hear the whole story of his divorce, how his "EVIL" wife had taken everything from him, his portugese passport, his kids. "It's so terrible to come home after work and.... NOTHING! No one's there!" So Maggot played councellor, but not to much avail, as her soothing words did not stop crazy-taxi-driver-number-two from missing streets, braking suddenly then reversing up the streets. And after the girls had paid he refused to stop talking, so the girls had to yel goodbye and run from the cab to the safety of their home. The girls then decided it was time for an early morning breakfast of watermelon and cheese on toast. So they climbed into bed, and Dani and Jess fell asleep, while Maggot lay awake too happy to go to sleep, quietly dancing and singing to herself. :)
The next day the girls slept. Then caught a bus to the city and went shopping. Maggot found a killer pair of gold embossed snakeskin wedges, for 75% off, only 30 bucks! Maggot was quite happy with this purchase.
The girls then went home on the bus, but had to walk heaps cos Dani made them get off at the wrong stop. Then they stayed up and talked for ages. Then went to sleep. They said their tearful goodbyes and headed their separate ways. On the way home, Maggot dreamed of all the happy times she had had with her friends that weekend. She was not sad as she knew they would soon be reunited in Newcastle.
She could not wait for more adventures.

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